smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
