He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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