maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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