A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
They have beer where we have blood.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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