We're like a lot better than the average bears
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
i believe in u and ur pee
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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