I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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