I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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