I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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