i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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