I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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