At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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