No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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