I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
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