is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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