Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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