The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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