does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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