Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Apparently you make a good broom.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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