Pregnant stripper...not hot.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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