why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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