It's like God shit irony all over that family
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I have fence marks all over my body
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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