she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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