I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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