then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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