Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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