Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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