Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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