Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
There r osticjed everywhere
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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