I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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