Sponge bath it is.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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