I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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