with your own penis?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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