I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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