How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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