i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
