The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Everclear isn't food dammit
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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