If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
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