You made me cry and you don't even care
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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