Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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