i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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