Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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