big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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