just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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