I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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