The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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