I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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