I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
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