I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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