It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I love you.
Bad choice
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