Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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